bewbin:

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

eclogues:

existential-bird:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

do you understand what singlehandedly means?

no. do u smoke weed?

lesbianendor:

The only truly good games are:

Stardew Valley

Skyrim

Breath of the Wild

because you can interact with dogs AND make soup. If you can’t interact with dogs and make soup your game is bad. Sorry assassin’s creed odyssey that’s just the truth. Someone pay me to write this listicle.

#add minecraft

dans-homosensual-agenda:

Some of you have never gotten all your books confiscated by your third grade teacher because you were reading them under your desk in math class and it shows 

fandoms-winkitywonk:

flurifan:

ur alignment based on how u rinse after brushing ur teeth

chaotic neutral

#neutral good

lucidnee:

Shoot R.Kelly

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Wow i love lipgloss

bombboi:

Everyone cheering for Jeff Bozo’s soon 2 be ex wife bc she’s taking half his money and could affect Amazon like she hasn’t been married to him for 25 years profiting from his evil company and probably having some say in if not at least encouraging his inhuman choices in running it.

When u say Down with the 1% u gotta mean their accomplice wives not just the Straight White Men

saiytan:

subwayhands

fagmarx:

andy warhol about to completely destroy pop art

rideonmidnightcowgirl:

the concept of womanhood makes me crazy and the concept of spending time with women who have internalized the concept of womanhood is like the opposite of sisterhood you literally can’t escape it. You go anywhere and someone will b like. you should shave